No, really, this one IS boring. First of all, thanks to DishevelledDomina for pointing out that the comments aren't working properly. I'm currently trying to look at the code on my end to see if there's anything goofy or wrong or mis-typed. I haven't found anything yet, but then, I only know basic html. And only the most basic of basic, at that.
Long story short--I may have to ditch this cool and groovy template. And I really, really like this template. I'll keep working on the wonkiness, though, and try to get a similar, more interesting template going. Welcome to all the new readers in all the different countries on my wee map widget. You all are awesome. Thanks for your support.